Total Medals Earned: 1,093 (From 297 different games.) Total Medal Score: 13,855 Points
Medals Earned: 4/5 (95/145 points)
Kill 5 Skeletons.
Kill 5 ThickMan.
Kill 5 Crazy Jacks.
Defeat the game by killing Larry.
Reach 100.000 money.
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/50 points)
GET A TOTAL SCORE OVER 100
GET A TOTAL SCORE OVER 4000
GET A COMBO
GET A TOTAL SCORE OVER 9000
Medals Earned: 1/3 (5/20 points)
Reach Level 2
Reach Level 10
Beat the Game!
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/45 points)
Defeated the black and yellow Brute Alien for the first time!
Finished the game!
Get a 50 kill count in Endless Mode!
Hit an Alien with your office chair!
Medals Earned: 1/18 (5/360 points)
Begin the game.
Complete the tutorial.
Clear floor 1.
Clear floor 2.
Clear floor 3.
Clear floor 4.
Clear floor 5.
Clear floor 6.
Clear floor 7.
Clear floor 8.
Destroy the Rob Boss.
Clear floor 10.
Clear floor 12.
Clear floor 14.
Unleash fever mode 20+ times.
Fail to cast a spell 100+ times.
(splat)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
You drunk the same amount of a 6 pack.
You drunk the same amount of a 12 pack.
You drunk the same amount of box of beer.
You reached my best score.
Medals Earned: 1/10 (5/400 points)
reach the first 100m distance
reach 1000m distance
reach the first 500m distance
reach 2500m distance
activate gangnam dash 3 times
leave over slender out of the screen for 3 minutes
reach 5000m distance
tripping over obstacles 13 times
hit 10 obstacles in gangnam dash mode
perform 30 streaks in succession
Medals Earned: 2/11 (20/500 points)
get three perfect notes in a row
Get a perfect combo of at least 15 notes
How to open them
Get a perfect combo of at least 30 notes
Get a perfect combo of at least 64 notes
Beat the final guy
Beat the boss without using the checkpoint
Beat the game with at least 3 lives left
Get a perfect combo of at least 100 notes
Beat the game without using the checkpoint or taking damage
finish the game with over 95% completion
Medals Earned: 3/9 (20/200 points)
Lose the game
Talk to the cat
Win a game
Make and give the greatest Philly Cheesesteak
No...
Do something...
Shit in the toilet
Avoid shitting yourself in less than 90 seconds (real time)
Get a secret ending...
Medals Earned: 2/7 (15/290 points)
Complete the first phase.
Complete the second phase.
Complete the third phase.
Complete the final phase.
Fully load your bladder.
Win without taking any damage.